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Joke of the Day

"My mate went to a fancy dress party as a silent bee. ""Very subtle,"" I thought."

"A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!"

"Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it."

"What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance? --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick"

"What's a hippies favourite food? Peas, man."

"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"

"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation."

"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"What do ford trucks and tampons have in common? Eventually every pussy gets one."

"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the galaxy!"