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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom."
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"What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? The Magic Flute in A Minor"
"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no bell prize!"
"I love that the news bleeps swears. ""Sorry you heard a bad word during our footage of a firefight that ended with a guy being burned alive."""
"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart."
"What's the iPhone's favorite football team? The Chargers."
"My girlfriend said my dick reminded her of philosophy class Because it's so deep"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my lap."
"What is your best ""Yo mama"" joke?"
"My age is very inappropriate for my behavior."