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Joke of the Day

"Holocaust jokes aren't as funny when you have a relative that died in a concentration camp. To be fair though, if the fall from the gun tower hadn't killed Opa, the alcohol would have."

"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me."

"You know you are out of luck.. You know you are out of luck, when you ass-fuck your GF and still end up with a kid !"

"Sex with 3 people... Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome."

"Why do Europeans hate American food? Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet."

"Apparently, museums don't like it when you try to improve the paintings."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward? His doctor told him to eat more vegetables."

"Sometimes you just need a cunning linguist to get a tiny pianist joke. [[ Obligatory text]]"

"Would you like to hear a good joke? Me too. It's ages since I've heard one."

"What do blondes and turtles have in common? When they're on their backs, they're screwed."