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Joke of the Day
"""Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"" Allahu Akbar, honey."
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"Your sex life It doesn't exist"
"Q. How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? A. Because they look at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."
"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"
"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"
"Sometimes when my dogs piss me off I put their leashes on them, then I sit on the toilet for 20 mins and make them watch."
"I learned 2 things at least when I was married 1. Always passcode lock your phone 2. Don't use a nude pic of your gf as the lock screen"
"Usain Bolt is like a Police Officer He starts off following black men, then catches up and beats them."
"Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory."
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"