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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order."

"Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? he's now a seasoned veteran"

"Mexicans are so good at basketball It's in there blood. They can Run, Jump, Shoot and steal."

"How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog? Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you."

"Why does Peter Pan Fly? Because he Neverlands."

"Why does your son call you big brother? Because he's your mom's kid."

"I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I've dropped my phone."

"Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger? [deleted]"

"Why were Porn Stars not affected by the recession? Some jobs always have sticky wages..."

"When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet."