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Joke of the Day
"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""
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"""We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."" - A man who owned other men."
"My girlfriend thanked me for telling her a joke as she hadn't laughed since her mother died I think it was pretty disrespectful that she'd laughed when her mother died."
"Bottom line: parenting interferes with my ability to be lazy."
"Friend: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Me: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother."
"My wife and I often orgasm at the same time But rarely in the same place."
"It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye"
"how do trains fall in love? it attracks another one."
"I went up to a sexy girl in a bar. I said, ""Would you like to come back to my place?"" ""I think you should ask my boyfriend first."" she smiled. I said, ""No thanks. I'm not gay."""
"If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation."