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Joke of the Day
"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""
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"How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart? Because she already has 315 degrees."
"A Wheelchair Basketball Game I was at a wheelchair basketball game, and the announcer told everyone to ""Please rise for the pledge."" The ironic thing was that all the players were veterans."
"Why does the hobo only drink coffee? Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs"
"I love my wife dearly, but she just used the word ""whatevs"" for the first time, so 17 years. It's been a good run."
"What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?"
"I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question."
"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."
"Because I'm such a Portal 2 fan, I created my own levels. Sadly, none of the ""volunteers"" have made it out alive and their families are starting to ask questions."
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks the nearest person ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""