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Joke of the Day

"What's the best pokemon in pokemon go? It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it."

"Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever"

"Been experiencing bad diarrhea for 2 years and finally getting some medication I guess you can say I'm getting my shit together again."

"I just read Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea It sure is a story with a lot of depth."

"I wish every time I made eye contact the Super Mario coin sound happened."

"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"

"What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection? ....... a quarter pounder with cheese."

"The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby.."

"An optimistic donut sees the cop as half full."

"What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor."