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Joke of the Day

"What's the best pokemon in pokemon go? It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it."

"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."

"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"

"How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D'OH"

"If you wake up tomorrow with Santa jacking off at your bedside, do not be alarmed. He is giving you a white Christmas"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants The bartender ask, ""Doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says,""Arrrgh, it's driving me nuts"""

"What did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked by the morgue? ""You wanna stop in and suck down a couple of cold ones?"""

"Q: What bone will a dog never eat? A: A trombone."

"Why didn't Jesus eat bacon? It wasn't because he was Jewish, it's because he didn't exsist."

"I put a Justin Bieber's song as my alarm tone and it works wonders cuz I wake up before it goes off so I don't have to listen to that shit."