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Joke of the Day

"If you wake up tomorrow with Santa jacking off at your bedside, do not be alarmed. He is giving you a white Christmas"

"What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !"

"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""

"If we repeal the 14th amendment, does that means there's room for another 2nd amendment? Same as the old one, but this time in all caps."

"Define ""Will"" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway!"

"If a green man lives in a green house... And a purple man lives in a purple house, And a orange man lives in an orange house, Who lives in a white house? A black man."

"This forest scent air freshener is really working. Three elk have moved into my living room."

"Are you into fitness? How about fitness' cock in your mouth"

"What happened when the mathematician put seaweed on her boobs? Algae-bra!"

"What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda? Infantacide"