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Joke of the Day
"There's this Joke about North Korea but they won't let me post it."
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"[sifting through mail] baby shower invitation? Haha, um no thanks, Linda. I have a regular size shower that I can use whenever I want"
"2 gay guys and 2 lesbians are Going to the beach. Who gets there first? The gay guys because they packed their shit the night before."
"Porn is so unrealistic. There's no way a guy with a ponytail could have a house that nice."
"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole"
"My son was born without eye lids My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his foreskin as new eye lids. He's alright now, just a little cock-eyed"
"Never end a tweet with a question mark. People will talk to you."
"If you are cold just stand in a corner They are usually around 90 degrees"
"""Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin."" -Eli Whitney"
"A different Roman walks into a bar... Hey cousin, want to go bowling?"