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Joke of the Day
"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole"
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"What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos? Pork, eh?"
"What's the difference a Whore and a Bitch? A Whore will fuck anybody, a Bitch will fuck anybody but me."
"""I live as a mountain man because I enjoy the isolation and I hate people. Film crews are cool though."" - Mountain Men on History Channel"
"If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to the first time."
"I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage."
"I've Got a Surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. ""abort it"" he reply's."
"I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom. You know, to make it more classy."
"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."
"Never run with scissors. Unless... You stole them You're running a 400 meter scissor relay You're being chased by giant paper dolls"