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Joke of the Day
"Is it necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down? Not all of us are surgeons."
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"If your bf/gf tries to start a fight with you just say, ""Please. Not during Toyotathon."""
"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."
"I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss."
"The liquor store cashier asked me my birth date so I said ""12-25-0000"", and stared into his eyes majestically."
"""This is not a drill!"" ~Guy holding a hammer."
"What do you do to a chemist after they're dead? you barium"
"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... A reposter"
"When you realize you're enjoying the May weather... But you want Pacquiao to win..."
"Do you know the difference between 5 minutes of blowjob and 5 minutes of sodomy ? Do you have 10 minutes ?"