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Joke of the Day
"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"
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"This year's Delta inflight buckle your seat belt video isn't as good as the last one. I give two and a half seat belts."
"Knock knock Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Hammer. Person 2: Hammer what? Person 1: Hammertime! ^canttouchthis"
"The secret to my amazing vegan burgers is real beef."
"It's confusing for me too, but I don't need your money so you're going to have to be a nice guy if this is going to work out."
"What do you get when you cross a Judge and a Potato? A Dicktater"
"Sorry, science, but religion promised me a place where I'll get to hang out with Grandma again."
"Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2? Because he said he was pro Bono."
"Girls and guys Q. Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning? A. Because they don't have balls to itch."
"me: annie are you ok so annie are you ok are you ok annie (X5) girl [wearing name tag that says annie]: sir will it be paper or plastic"