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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you fuck a circus performer? Cirque Du So-Laid"
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"The first step to admitting you have a problem is having a problem."
"Saw some cows just standing around in a field doing absolutely nothing. Get a job, hippies."
"What do you call a sad boner? Mourning Wood"
"I wonder how many husbands out there are frantically scribbling ""free hug coupons"" right now because they forget to get their wife a gift."
"My wife wanted me to get one of those penis enlargers- so I did... ...she's 21 and her name's Cathy."
"Just had a 10 minute argument about the importance wearing pants in public with a 5yo She won, today I wear pants when I take her to school"
"A man walks into a bar With a piece of asfalt in his hand, goes to the bartender and says ""Ill take 2 beers, one for me and one for the road"""
"You're going to regret thinking of this. Game!"
"cocaine jokes cracks me up all the time"