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Joke of the Day

"GOD: I call them Water Buffalo ANGEL: But they live on land GOD: Yep ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: u really dont care anymore do u GOD: Not a bit"

"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says to the bartender, ""Five beers, please."""

"My Animal Science dissertation ""Are Hippos Just Girl Rhinoceroses?"" met with a healthy dose of scientific skepticism WHICH I WELCOME."

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"I was trying to make a joke about coat hanger abortion with my mom I was just having a poke at it."

"A Thursday night ""Just got Paroled!"" party down the street! Wooooo! HELL YEAH!! I'm gunna wear my best knife for this one y'all!"

"Congrats to everyone who just got cast in the new Star Wars movie. The film industry is telling you they think you look like an alien."

"My dad beat my brother when he showed him his report card. So, I gave my report card to my mother. Let her take the beating."

"A woman, two Hispanics, a black guy, and a white guy all walk into a bar... They then run for the Republican nomination for President"

"My mom let the street raise me, which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster."