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Joke of the Day

"What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman? Premature ejactulation."

"Wet Astronaut The astronaut thought he was taking a pee but it turned out to be a piss-up."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? you may think it be R, but a pirates true love is for the C (sea)"

"Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years? It has two lower case a's"

"TIL You can't have a crusade without... USA"

"I heard about this Mohel who did a circumcision while drunk ... ... he got the sack. He had developed a drinking problem, just couldn't cut it any more."

"Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?!!!"

"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"

"I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks ""I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it."" - Mr. Manager Cordially, Mrs. Team Lead"

"Why was the policeman sent to talk to a bunch of crows? Because someone said there was a ""murder""."