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Joke of the Day

"What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman? Premature ejactulation."

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"RT = Retweet. PR = Paraphrased tweet. MR = Mangled tweet. Please know which one you are doing and use accordingly."
"""Welcome back, happy New Year!"" ""Thank you!"" ""Welcome!"" And that's the last time I'm taking Bollywood movie suggestions from my friends."
"Great pun joke It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things, literally."
"I like to play music loud It's kind of my forte."
"Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field"
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