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Joke of the Day

"Cars have reverse lights so you can drive the wrong way at night, like the signs tell you to."

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness."

"I have two kids, five and seven Silly names I know."

"A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. Who's driving ? Immigration. (ICE)"

"The Tea Party sounds quite nice until you discover their tea tastes of homophobia and their fondant fancies are made of guns and rage."

"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"

"if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a ""selfie""?....that's a ""groupie"""

"[jokes allowed]Giant methane storms on Uranus Appereantly you can joke around in r/science [original link](http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2ybgx8/giant_methane_storms_on_uranus/) Here you go!"

"My penis was fired today... so if anyone has any openings I can fill, let me know."