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Joke of the Day
"Cars have reverse lights so you can drive the wrong way at night, like the signs tell you to."
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"Felt like my car was going to blow over from this wind today. I feel bad for the smart cars that are probably stuck in trees."
"What Is Brown and Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"I like my women like i like my steak. Raw"
"My cats always look at me like I should have planned something for us to do."
"(NSFW) A blind man walks past a fish market and exclaims ""Hellooo Ladies"""
"What's the difference between a hooker and a dead baby? One makes you feel sick and the other one is free!"
"""This team looks good,"" said my son of the somewhat browner soccer team who were not yet playing soccer. #racist"
"A Ukrainian playwright has written two comedic satires of the current war. 1. Crimea River and 2. Donetsk, Don't Tell"
"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy."