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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes ""4 star hotel"" means 4 porn stars have stayed there. In the same room. At the same time. With a camera crew. And a goat."

"My parents didn't love me as a kid My bath toys were a toaster and a hair dryer"

"Christmas tree's for single mom's Just big enough for her to carry by herself"

"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the rest of the buildings"

"Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off. Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: ""Lay off the methamphetamine."""

"Hey Home Shopping Network: We have the internet now."

"Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth."

"If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?"

"I hate broken down white cars on the side of the hwy. They look just like cops when I'm speeding & shitting my pants is getting really old."

"Then God created Saturn and he liked it, so he put a ring on it."