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"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."

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"as a lad i often drew 2 adjacent circles in a crude attempt to portray an Ass. ive since matured and only draw asses of the utmost precision"
"Watch Forrest Gump *feel inspired *toss orthotics out, go for jog *1/2 block later, keel over and die next to shit happens bumper sticker"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Iced cold and milky white"
"What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination."
"If you're one in a million, there are more than 7,000 of you."
"I was watching CSI and they found some semen in a woman's ear I guess she heard the killer coming"
"Why was the tree soooo happy? Because he didn't arbor any feelings!"
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