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Joke of the Day
"I'm always frank with my sexual partners I don't want them knowing my real name."
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"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a basketball."
"Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements? The liter."
"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"
"Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I've never been more disappointed."
"I was reminded of the Cleveland man that kept those women locked in his basement, so I wrote a basement joke... but I realised that it's beneath me."
"""Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"""
"I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping."
"I found a bunch of money I didn't know I had while cleaning for company... ...it was like Christmas."
"My Grandfather is deceased So I guess that makes me 1/4 Deceased?"