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Joke of the Day
"What did the Turkish guy say to his babe when she invited him to eat? Ke-bab"
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"Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her."
"What's white, located in washington and has a president within it? Monica Lewinsky's teeth."
"What makes for a good first date? NOT MOVIES"
"[OC] where did the cavemen live? Neandertown!"
"What did the hungry whale do? He bit the tail off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? One you pay $500 an hour to screw you. The other one has sex for money."
"i wish i had a cute laugh but instead i sound like a dying seal"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee Light and sweet, but with lots of fucked up behind the scenes things that had to happen in order to produce them."
"I wonder if clothes in China say ""made around the corner"""