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Joke of the Day
"People think being a programmer is super exciting But sometimes it's just null and void."
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"imagine your whole skeleton slid out your butt. thats your future according to these tarot cards"
"Why people cry during the weddings? ...they are preparing for whats coming afterwards"
"How do you discipline your pet rock? You hit rock bottom!"
"what happens when you die? I've seen much scientific and spiritual literature researching and explaining what happens when people die. I've found that generally, they get put in the ground."
"It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco."
"one of my friends told me she's pregnant 10 weeks and 9 days pregnant."
"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""
"SHOUTOUT TO LIBRARIANS! (*sorry*)"
"""Um."" - 1st horse that got ridden"