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Joke of the Day

"English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox"

"What's a Mexican's dick when it's cold out? A little chili."

"I got a ticket for bandaging a cat's broken tail A cop pulled up and gave me a ticket for retailing pussy in a residential area"

"Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)"

"Who is fastest girl in the world? Answer: Airtel 4G girl."

"I just swept a girl off her feet. I'm quite an aggressive janitor."

"Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: ...okay Me: and I'm genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in"

"Customer: Can someone else serve us? Me:? C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos. M: Satan wants their tiny souls."

"Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race? Because nothing is faster then Liecht!"

"The Hunger Games Don't they play those in Africa?"