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Joke of the Day
"Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)"
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"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"
"What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love? Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl"
"Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved."
"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."
"What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl? You talonted"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a gym teacher? A pizza can actually feed a family of four."
"I always yell ""I'm not masturbating!"" when someone knocks on my office door so they know I'm not masturbating."
"Susie 1 - Why did Susie fall off the swing? 2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there? 1 - Not Susie"
"I think, therefore I am. I shrink, therefore I swam."