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Joke of the Day
"Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)"
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"A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says ""what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa there's millions of them"""
"I need a guy who's cute charming smells good smells really good like cinnamon and sugar and flaky crust and actually I just need some pie"
"What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A schoolbus full of children."
"My wife just left me because I spent our life savings on a penis enlargement... She couldn't take it any longer"
"Cubs fans last night looked more distraught than Patrick Kane's last blind date."
"If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry duck policeman, then you about to fail a sobriety test son"
"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."
"""Can I maim myself with it?"" - my toddler's mental checklist before deciding to play with something"
"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"