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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples? Pimples will wait till you're 14 to come on you're face."

"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on mutilated corpses. The librarian says, ""Do you want the Part 1 or Part 2?"""

"My girlfriend is a midget and I'm nuts over her"

"I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born."

"If this whole twitter thing doesn't work out, we can all get jobs writing for a company that makes mildly disturbing fortune cookies."

"[God creating the raccoon] God: make it cute with a lil mask Angel: haha aw okay God: also make it eat trash"

"Thinking about writing some erotic fan fiction about 90s bands Working title It's A shame About Grey"

"aHow many light bulbs does it take to change a man?a -light bulb factory worker going insane"

"I made up a joke: What did the physicist say to the Jedi? The mass * acceleration is strong with you."

"""Well I'll be damned."" said atheist when rapture happened."