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Joke of the Day
"I want to become a waiter so I can hear a lot of people say ""Ish reaahy ghuud."""
Next Joke
"what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork Ill show^myself^out"
"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"
"Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets? Because he was white."
"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."
"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"
"You know what grinds my gears? Improper gear ratios and speed differences."
"Why are cemeteries surrounded by walls? Because people are dying to get in them!"
"How do Australians ask their friends to pass the Coffee Mate :("
"Mum, where do I hang the clothes. The hanging line's gone. Son, just hang them in the gallows. No one would know."