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Joke of the Day

"What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical? Rent."

"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"

"Did you hear about the hipster with heatstroke? He got it before it was cool."

"I pulled on a door that says push. Cause I don't let a fuckin door tell me what to do."

"My girlfriend asked if I was Happy to be fair, she always gets us dwarves confused"

"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."

"Me: ""I can't turn on the shower"" Plumber: ""It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up"" *Hands over shower cap*"

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally"

"What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse? A solar ellipses..."

"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"