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Joke of the Day
"What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical? Rent."
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"What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing? A *Mass Debate*"
"Somebody told the terminator to update his Microsoft windows, his response- ""I still love vista, baby"""
"Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke."
"If someone says ""Someone in this room has a bomb,"" I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7"
"The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents"
"If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."
"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."
"I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends. She said ""Yes!"". I said ""Good, because I'm breaking up with you."" Fuck you, Chelsey."
"I think the most pressing question for the Pope should be, ""so like, after 7pm in the Vatican, what do you do? Just, like, sit in there?"""