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Joke of the Day

"[taking FRIENDS quiz] 7. Which character do you most identify with? Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character? Ross"

"My dog was diagnosed with diabetes. Its okay though, I only had to give her one shot. I chose a .357 magnum."

"If someone has a foot fetish... ...and they cheat, does that mean they got off on the wrong foot?"

"What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies? You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"Have you ever heard a joke with no punchline?"

"What kind of joke is the best joke? The one shoved up your ass. (As told by my adorable and naughty 7 year old)."

"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""Yes"" "" AWESOME! REFRIDGERATOR 2016!"""

"What's in a divorce fruit salad? alemony"

"knock knock! knock knock who's there? europe europe who no, you are"

"Someone stole the toilet from the LA county sheriffs station. The cops there have nothing to go on."