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Joke of the Day
"What's the capital of Greece? About 10"
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"If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? I don't know but Alaska"
"Close the door. You're letting the wifi out."
"I see the joke your dad told you, and raise you my dads dumb ass joke What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty, deer nuts are under a buck!"
"Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn't be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn't waste thousands of them in the '80s throwing them at Mario."
"Dear readers of reddit, What is the best insult/comeback you've ever thrown down?"
"FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building"
"Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists"
"Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him."
"This joke is missing a climax Just like your girlfriend."