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Joke of the Day
"Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him."
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"Me: I hate all of the trash jokes in this sub. Friend: They're not trash, they're *recycle*."
"I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere"
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Yeah Cop: Oh ok nevermind"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."
"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"
"What did the alien say to Franz Schubert? ""Take me to your lieder!"""
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"They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown. Two counts of assault and one hit and run."
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"