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Joke of the Day

"Why was the ink happy? Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening."

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"Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend :)"
"I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that."
"they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow"
"If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation."
"Dirty joke told to me by an old man (NSFW) What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends Sorry if this is a repost."
"""I have a bloody nose"" - a British person emphasizing the fact that he has a nose."
"I sleep with my glasses on so I can dream up smart shit."
"As a father, I would refuse to give my daughter away at her wedding on the grounds that I would have to be there."
"Why have they created sweet tampons? for sour puss(ys)"