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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pepper on a string that comes back to you? A Jalapenyo-yo"

"OMG, GODZILLA IS COMING TO ATTACK NEW ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-oh, he said huge blizzard, not lizard... Carry on then."

"I feel bad for Kim-Jong Un It's hard being the fat kid in high school, so it must be really difficult being the only fat kid in the country."

"It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, He just didn't have the balls to do it."

"What did the Italian historian ask when he saw the original copies of one of the tragedian's greatest plays? Euripides?"

"If she's ""one-in-million"" there's 1,344 of her in China."

"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest strength?"" *45 minutes later* Me: ""I'm very comfortable with silence."""

"Two women were driving on the highway when the traffic rapport broadcast said there was a car driving in the opposite direction. ""One? There are hundreds of them"""

"I watched Se7en for the first time today, I was completely blind going in.. What's in the box!?!?!"

"what idiot named them horses and not zerocorns"