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Joke of the Day

"Two women were driving on the highway when the traffic rapport broadcast said there was a car driving in the opposite direction. ""One? There are hundreds of them"""

"I carry a magic 8 ball because no one should have to make tough decisions alone."

"Why is 'secret' such a popular password on Brazzers? You can type it with one hand."

"ME: So I... was never invisible? JAIL DOCTOR: No. That's why you're in jail"

"GET OVER HERE thunders across the bar as a harpooned rope impales a beautiful girl. The bartender smiles and shakes his head at Scorpion."

"What`s the definition of eternity? The time between when you come and when she leaves."

"What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted? > simplistic 10 letters"

"I tried looking for cover versions of Milli Vanilli songs but it turned out that they weren't the original ones."

"What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight? Nananananananananana BATMAN!"

"Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job? For Catcalling"