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Joke of the Day
"You didn't even notice that I had 1/8 of an inch cut off of my hair! - women"
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"What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World? Kicked out."
"I just read that a veteran policeman has been suspended from his job... after being caught masturbating and smoking weed in his office. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."
"My girlfriend told me my dick was two inches bigger than her ex!! Then it dawned on me she used to be a lesbian :("
"ADHD in the streets Naughty fr...so hey, does anyone want to play Sonic the Hedgehog?"
"I have a friend from Armenia who disagrees with everything I say just for the heck of it. He's such a Contrarian."
"you call it the Irish Goodbye, I call it the I Never Wanted To Be Here In The First Place See You In Hell"
"I accidentally swallowed a piece of string the other day. When it finally came out the back end, it was all tied up. I shit you knot"
"If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions... I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too."
"If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet."