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Joke of the Day
"What doesn't kill you was only practicing."
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"So i've heard that christmas is cancelled this year... ... Joseph confessed everything."
"I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks."
"I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stolen ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Last ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Of ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^us"
"Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum. Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out"
"What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year? Paddy O'Furniture"
"Most people can't drink coffee then go to sleep. I'm just the opposite. . . I can't go to sleep and then drink coffee. God, that was stupid."
"Whenever it gets super cold outside, my penis exchanges its erection with my nipples."
"I think the Netherlands should have a duke rather than a king... [x-post from r/puns] ""The Dutchy of the Netherlands"" has a nice ring to it."
"Hey girl, are you an acid? Because you're definitely (aq)-tie."