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Joke of the Day
"Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people ""Happy Birthday,"" ever."
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"Someone at work asked if I'd listened to any good books lately, and now I've got a body to dispose of. :("
"Chuck Norris graduated Summa Cum Laude at Harvard after only 1 class."
"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip. "
"What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!"
"Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married in churches ""It's only reasonable, they cantaloupe"""
"Why is Peter Pan always flying around? Because he can never never land"
"Try this one crazy trick to get people to click on things! See. It worked."
"I wanted to smoke a joint at the Mexican border... I wonder why everyone ran away when I asked for papers"
"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"