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Joke of the Day

"*walk up to woman breastfeeding baby* Is this guy bothering you?"

"What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA? The former has a cunning array of stunts"

"Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden."

"How do you disappoint a redditor? [removed]"

"How does every racist joke start? *glances to the left, glances to the right."

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love Vista baby""."

"My friend said I twist everything to my advantage. I took it as a compliment."

"Did you hear about the Irish man who tried to blow up a bus? He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe."

"I'm amazed by the number of people who text while driving. How do they manage to maintain control of their car without spilling their beer?"

"Here's a FedEx joke Actually, you'll get it tomorrow"