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Joke of the Day

"Remember World War II? Now close your eyes and imagine? Women and children don't exist. Everyone else is a Man, 90 years old. How long would it have taken for World War II to finish?"

"Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No I'm waiting for the film to come round."

"people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses"

"Fun Christmas Trivia: ""Myrrh"" is the awkward sound you make when you look at your bank balance on Dec 26th."

"Women always had all the power over me on first dates, especially when they had googly eyes on their chest."

"Kim - Where is North West? Kanye - *takes out compass* Kim - I mean my baby! Kanye - I'm right here. Kim - Jesus Kanye! Kanye - Yeezus*"

"Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says ""I don't have any.. I'm traveling light."""

"My Uncle Bill was a terrible door to door salesman. He never once was able to get one door to buy another."

"What did the river say when coal barges stopped?"

"You can make fun of the Amish all you want on the Internet They'll never see it!"