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Joke of the Day
"When BP says, ""We have the spill under control"" is the new ""I promise not to come inside you."""
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"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."
"Someone told me I looked like a pokemon. I told them I thought it was a little Farfetch'd."
"I hate when someone steals my idea before I've had it."
"the sign at this subway bathroom says employees must wash hands. ive been waiting for them to come wash my hands for an hour. nothing."
"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"
"The NSA is to blame for obesity in The United States. Because the camera ads 10 pounds."
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two Twins together to make a King."
"Caught my Vegan roommate... Caught my Vegan roommate crying today while chopping onions. These people are taking it too far now!"
"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"