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Joke of the Day

"As an ultimate act of selflessness, someday I will travel to a 3rd world country and adopt a small, less fortunate highway."

"Why don't deaf guys eat pusseh? They never heard of it."

"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"

"Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns."

"What do you call a stampede that runs in circles? NASCOW"

"I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out."

"I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date so when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous"

"What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office."

"Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. Sexy children."

"How do I explain to this bank teller than I'm just robbing her and not the bank?"