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Joke of the Day

"As an ultimate act of selflessness, someday I will travel to a 3rd world country and adopt a small, less fortunate highway."

"I hate niggers"

"I got kicked out of the army yesterday. They called it a dishonorable discharge.... ....i call it jizzing over the generals face whilst he was asleep."

"What's green and bad for your eyes? An alligator."

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."

"Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house.... .....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji."

"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."

"i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had turned on dadblock plus"

"For someone who said ""Correct me if I'm wrong..."" you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did."

"Funny tounge twister A black mailman getting blackmailed. (Not trying to offend its just a funny sounding word combo.)"