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Joke of the Day

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."

"Son! You have been adopted -Really! -Yes. Now gather your shit and get out. Your new parents are here to pick you up."

"I know that I have an attitude problem But I just don't care"

"What does the most interesting man in the world eat for breakfast? Dos Eggies"

"Keep death off our roads Drive on the pavement. . ."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican? Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican..."

"My mate asked me why I have sex noises saved on my iPod. I said, ""It's for sound effects during sex."" He asked, ""Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?"" I replied, ""No, I work in a morgue."""

"Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!"

"whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp"

"*puts on headphones *cranks ""Eye of the Tiger"" *downs energy drink *laces up Nikes *runs out into 13 weather *runs back inside *Naps"