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Joke of the Day
"Took and Ambien and a Viagra at the same time again. Im finding it hard to sleep."
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"Here's a joke. Women's rights"
"i dont care if people dislike me, but if a pet ignores me, i will hit them up nonstop & keep changing my look drastically until they love me"
"Why are black people fast runners? They have 3 long strong legs."
"Do the stupid crap you're going to do soon cause in a few weeks, when forced to explain, you can end by saying, ""but that was last year."""
"What type of stories do cocaine addicts write? Snort stories"
"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."
"Why do I like sweet potatoes? Cuz they're yammy!!!"
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten- tickles FTW!"
"Patron: Waiter why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies."