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Joke of the Day

"Super Irritating What kind of dogs use internet The ones we call dog-e"

"How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business? Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup? It seems kinda unwieldy to me)"

"I'm like a Ferrero Rocher in that I'm quite nutty and go down nicely with wine. I also come in family size."

"What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination? A log n truck."

"""Try it, it's so good!"" ""Come on, man. Just a taste."" ""I'm having some. Mmmm."" ""Trust me."" Feeding my 2yo makes me feel like a drug dealer."

"If you play a Nickleback song backwards... you hear a message from the devil. Even worse, if you play a Nickleback song forwards. You hear a Nickleback song."

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling."

"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"

"French Blacksmith How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade? He hon(hon hon)s it."

"""Hi honey did you miss me?"" ""With every bullet so far"" - Married with children. Peggy and Al Bundy. Just watch the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PKMbdNTU"