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Joke of the Day

"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""

"""No, YOU'VE had too much to drink!"" ~Me, to this bar stool"

"Whiteboy who needs a haircut Justin Beiber in the front, Duck Dynasty in the back"

"It was actually the muslims who invented the C4 explosive... But it was the US:Army who later added a remote detonator."

"A joke without brevity Is just a long explanation of something that's funny"

"Where did little annie go after the explosion? Everywhere!!"

"As a child I was absolutely terrified of weather forecasters ..until I realised they weren't to scale."

"A comedian committed suicide today... Took a knife straight to the jocular vein."

"Yesterday a guy knocked on my door to ask for a small donation for an aquatic center being built in my town.. So I gave him a glass of water"

"What did the stamp say to the letter? Lick my ass and I'll take you places you've never been before."