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Joke of the Day
"A priest walks up to a rabbi and says . . . ""Been in any good jokes lately?"""
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"Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino? He liked his rhinos sunny side up."
"I read the terms and conditions."
"I keep an extra stash of tampons in my purse to launch at blowhards who punctuate the end of their sentence with the word, ""Period!"""
"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."
"Poor Richard Simmons. He got tangled in his work-out mat, and now he's a fruit roll-up."
"What Operating System does a Redditor use? Fedora Linux!"
"Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone"
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"*sticks hand into jean pocket* Aw damn, why in the hell do I have bbq sauce in my pocket? *checks other pocket and finds nuggets* Oh, ok."