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"""Whoa! It's really hot in here!"" ""Sorry, Should I leave?"""
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"Two little monkeys Jumping on the bed One fell off and Bumped his head EXACTLY HOW THEIR MOM SAID SOMEONE WOULD BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO HER."
"Thank God lent is over.... not using condoms was definitely getting nerve-wracking."
"My latest trick is turning big plates into small ones. It's saucery."
"What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights? Hypertrophy!"
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because, they make up everything..."
"What do anal sex and eating your vegetables have in common? (NSFW) They're both things that if you're not forced to do them as a child, you likely won't enjoy as an adult."
"""You can't build your own man."" They told me. But they underestimate my low standards. And my shopping cart full of luncheon meats."
"What do you call a group of retards in a sauna? Steamed vegetables."
"What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin"