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Joke of the Day

"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"

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"My girlfriend just text me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative' Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"
"When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?"
"I spotted a machine in a store that read ""It'll do to you what you do to eggs!"" and I'm still trying to figure out what that means. Beats me."
"As a mark of respect to Prince... The local pub is putting on a wake tomorrow night. All you can eat and drink for under 20 quid. I for one intend to party like it's 19.99."
"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."
"Those Weren't Raisinets: A Mouse Tale"
"Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub? So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet."
"Ever made love under a mirrored ceiling? I could see myself doing that."
"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"