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Joke of the Day

"What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !"

"I like my women how I like my tests Curved"

"I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops."

"*sees couple making out* Come on, get a room. Get a house with a bunch of rooms. Start a family, I think you'd have beautiful children."

"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary."

"What did Michael Jackson ask his father's mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!"

"I refuse to do laundry because it's racist, because you need to separate white from the colored."

"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."