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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? A: They planet Insert death threats below"
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"A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick."
"""So what do you do?"" I'm a wordsmith ""A what?"" A writer. I deal with words. How about you? ""Oh I'm a uh... weedsmith"""
"Baby's first cigarette!"
"Guess what? Chicken Butt."
"A duck walks into a bar... Quack!"
"What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer? A stagnation"
"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"
"Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful? People could see right through him."
"I don't understand why Christians don't like gay people After all, Jesus was a famous cross-dresser."