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Joke of the Day

"A duck walks into a bar... Quack!"

"What do you call a warm glass of piss in the forest? A Bear trap."

"Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family... that had only Juan kid."

"Did you hear about the baker that died fighting to save his business? They say he went out ""buns-a-glazing"""

"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"

"Wanna hear something ironic? Aliens abduct a fisherman"

"If your house it hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT AND SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside."

"What's the hardest part to eat when eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop."

"What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine."