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Joke of the Day
"I told the Starbucks batista my name was Mary Krismas... They still can't get the spelling right."
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"It's not stalking if you don't put it in park."
"What has little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."
"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"
"A woman asks her Milkman to fill her bath with milk.. He asks ""Do you want that milk pasteurised?"", She replies ""No, just up to my boobs please."""
"I have a contact lens problem. I have no contact lens solution."
"When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah....kids are stupid."
"What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory? HysterISIS"
"Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks."
"Baa! ""My name is--"" Moo! ""My name is--"" Neigh! ""My name is *chickenchicken* Slim Shady."" -Eminem at a farm."